pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

Apparently, they are also British.

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

HAHAHA THE GREEN LIGHT

(Source: twoukofukawa)

moves-like1d:

theshadowwalkingnobody:

natsu-salamander-dragneel:

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I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.

wtf did I just do?

Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O

i don’t… i don’t know what happened.

(Source: iloveyourhumor)

vkyuu:

  • “Ummm”
  • “I have no experience”
  • “I don’t know what that is”
  • “Sorry I’m not familiar with that”
  • “Stuff, like”
  • ~inarticulately talk about coursework that I don’t remember~
  • “I’ve only done that once before”
  • “I don’t know the answer to that question”
  • “Uh”
  • “I have very limited experience with that”
  • ~act generally stupid and incompetent~

Obviously, your standards are too high. I’m proud whenever I wake up for something on time.

exxcors:

science-progress:

Falling in love

this is like, the most perfect photoset ever

(Source: razorshapes)

Album Art

saccharinesylph:

dancingmadwithkefka:

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

omfg.

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Played 208110 times.

aplastictree:

realmenrules:

It can come handy!

if i can ever afford any of their programs again (thanks, cloud), i’ll be sure to look back at these

AWWW YISSSS

(Source: typograsea)

Yeah BRUCE WAYNE Yeah BRUCE WAYNE Yeah BRUCE WAYNE

Yeah BRUCE WAYNE

(Source: jthenr-comics-vault)

akial:

mosoli:

i like writing kanji and i think it’s cool when they get complicated but this

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has no excuse whatsoever to exist

… there are literally seven distinct (six of them unique) standalone characters in that character

how

Except…this is a “fake” character used to describe a type of noodles, which I can’t type in Chinese…because it doesn’t exist in the dictionary. Most likely invented by the noodle maker.